Unconditionally Supportive Manatee! (IDK what this meme is called, so I named it. I assume he’s okay with that.)
one of the many reasons i love manatees
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD